What a restless night I had, exhausted by the adventure I had yesterday I fell asleep rather quickly after dinner. Mommy has a king size bed, just enough for the two of us. She kept waking me up last night to yell at me. Here I am sleeping, dreaming of swimming and chasing cats and running free and she would wake me up yelling, "Outlaw stop kicking me!" "Move or get down!"
I do not know, maybe I was kicking her maybe not, I mean, I try to stay on my side of the king size bed but mommy is so warm and cuddly that I like being near her. I overheard her talking to a friend once and she said my legs, all four of them were kicking her in her back and kept her from having a good nights sleep. Hmmm, could be some truth in it but all I know is I was having such a pleasurable dream and I was abruptly pulled back into a harsh reality. She does not stay mad at me for long, usually she falls right back to sleep and oh hell, it is OK, I can be honest now mommy just walked out of the office and is not reading over my shoulder, I did kick her! I kicked her a few times all the while pretending I was sleeping because I am still mad at her for not letting me swim yesterday!
That is my number one favorite activity and she would not allow me the pleasure but instead took me to the park with water all around us to do what, let me enjoy our walk?? No, but to tease me, to remind me she is the master and calls all the shots, so why not get a little revenge last night and remind her I am the master as I can control her too, I can ensure she has a restless night in bed or a peaceful nights rest. Humans, oh crap, here she comes again.
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